Question #1:

What was the first NASCAR race that you attended?

Question #2:

After November will this be an another Illegal Immigration Problem?

FROM: THE MANITOBA HERALD

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered species on postage stamps.

The President is determined to reach out," Biden said. "But he is currently out of the country on another vacation"

Question #3:

physics help please!?

Suppose that a NASCAR race car is moving to the right with a constant velocity of +97 m/s. What is the average acceleration of the car? (b) Twelve seconds later, the car is halfway around the track and traveling in the opposite direction with the same speed. What is the average acceleration of the car?

Question #4:

How do I remove pre-installed aps from my EVO 4G?

I have a bunch of pre-installed applications on my new HTC EVO 4G (like Nascar) that I want to get rid of, but when I go into the area to delete applications, the option to delete them is greyed out - I can't click it. What do I do?!?!

Question #5:

Which driver who has clinched a chase spot but not won a race have the best chance of winning the title?

Jeff Gordon
Carl Edwards
Jeff Burton
Matt Kenseth

When I copy and pasted this question in, there wasn't enough room and it left off the "le"in title. LOL
I noticed and reworded it so it would fit. If I hadn't the comments would have been hysterical..

NASCAR.com POLL

Question #6:

the vidios are very intermitten on nascar?

they stop playing and start again every 30 to 45 seconds

Question #7:

How many points systems has NASCAR had over the year?

Question #8:

What would you rate Matt Kenseth as a Nascar driver?

1-10 and why?

Question #9:

why is Joe Nemecheck always off the track in nascar?

I have been watching racing for a while and every time I see his name in the sprint cup running order he is listed as off? The only thing I can think of is a lack of funds.

Question #10:

Would Kool-Aid be a cool sponsership for a nascar team?

or lame?, i thought itd kind of be kool because itd have alot of vibrant colors

Question #11:

TNA Against All Odds (Rate the PPV) (Part 1)?

Pre-Show Match: Team Trinity (Phi Delta Slam: Bruno Sassi & Big Till) beat Lex Lovett & Buck Quartermain..

Pre Show Match: Team Tracy (Disciples of Destruction: Ron & Don Harris) beat Mikey Batts & Jerelle Clark..


PRE SHOW INTERVIEW: Scott Hudson & Chris Candido & The Naturals..
Chris Candido said that both Trinity & Tracy Brooks overlooked the best tag team in TNA -- The Naturals!
Chris Candido said that they will be taking notes tonight because they are going to be taking over..


BACKSTAGE: Shane Douglas & Larry Zbyszko..
Shane Douglas hyped up the World title match saying there was more buzz than any match in TNA history..
Larry Zbyszko was seen leaving Jeff Jarrett's locker room and says there is a huge legal battle between Jarrett and Rhodes..


OPENING MATCH: Elix Skipper def Petey Williams w/Scott D'Amore..


TAG MATCH: BG James & Jeff Hammond w/Konnan & Killings def Michael Shane & Frankie Kazarian..
During the match, some of the fans started chanting "NASCAR Sucks!", followed by "NASCAR’s fake!"..


BACKSTAGE: Dusty Rhodes & Trinity & Tracy Brooks + Larry Zbyszko & The Lawyer (Mr. Daggett)..
Larry Zbyszko approached Dusty Rhodes with a lawyer and tries to get out of the DQ stipulation set down for the match..
Mr. Daggett threatened to get Dusty Rhodes evicted but Rhodes called his bluff..


MATCH: Raven def Dustin Rhodes..
They showed footage of Raven breaking Cassidy O'Reilly’s fingers on Impact and Dustin Rhodes saving him..
The fight continued after Raven pinned Dustin Rhodes and the referee got taken out in the process..
Raven put Dustin Rhodes in a straight jacket and started smashing him with a trash can..
Cassidy O'Reilly hit the ring to try to make the save but he got hit with the Raven Effect DDT!
Raven then whips Dustin Rhodes with a leather strap, until TNA security came out to break things up..

Question #12:

Do you know the NASCAR Sprint Cup commercial, seen on Speed Channel, it has no voice over, just music?

It starts with crew members walking in to the pits, then fans arrive and fill the stands, the cars are prepared, the race occurs, pits stops, wrecks and then it ends in Victory Lane and the driver is emotional. The whole time, no one is talking, it's just music playing.

It's a beautiful commercial that I believe shows the true heart beat of NASCAR Sprint Cup, and I'd love to find a copy online!

Question #13:

Infected Industrial Piercing?

I've had my industrial for like a month now. I went to a Nascar park today, and hit my ear a few times on accident. When I got home, there was white puss around the bottom hole. (closest to my eyes) I immediately put some, H2Ocean spray on it. Should my ear be okay in a day or two, or is it infected?

Question #14:

Best way to watch Nascar Sprint Cup Emory Healthcare 500 live online?

Best way to watch Nascar Sprint Cup Emory Healthcare 500 live online?

Question #15:

What site is best to watch nascar racing live on the internet?

looking for a good site where I can watch live stream nascar races on my computer

Question #16:

Are there any good sports sites to watch NASCAR Labor Day Classic 500 live online ?

If so, where ? thanks.

Question #17:

Any good way to watch NASCAR Labor Day Classic 500 live over the network ?

Looking for a good way to watch NASCAR Labor Day Classic 500 live over the network.

Question #18:

What do you think of this racing format for NASCAR?

Run practice as you would every weekend. Then have 4 heat races with 11 to 12 cars in each heat depending on how many cars show up. Every car runs a heat race. Make the heats 25 laps or so depending on the track. In order to earn money or points, you must finish the heat race, unless you crash out of course. That would get rid of "start and parking." Top 6 from each heat automatically advance to the feature. Have one final heat race for the drivers that didnt transfer 10 laps long. Top 6 from that heat also advance leaving 30 cars to run a 100 lap feature. Set the field for the feature based on their fastest lap in their heat race. Drivers will draw to see what heat race they are in. So basically just run a dirt track racing format in Nascar. I think that would definitely make the racing a lot more exciting for everyone. Do you guys think this would work

Question #19:

How to watch Nascar Sprint Cup races live online?

How to watch Nascar Sprint Cup Emory Healthcare 500 live online?

Question #20:

Where online can I watch the nascar emory healthcare 500 race today?

need a good link where I can watch the emory healthcare 500 NASCAR race live on the internet today. Will not be home and don't want to miss the race.





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